Did you know that there is a Home and Garden contest going on right now?
In this moment.
A contest !!
And I’m losing. I’d hate to say that I am a sore loser. I am a sore loser. There. I said it. I hate to talk that way. See what this contest is doing to me ? Help me.
What’s in it for you ? Money, honey. Not Canadian tire money. Not funny money. Home Depot money.
The home and garden blog is having a wee contest with a $100 Home Depot gift card giveaway. If I win, do you want to know what I am going to do with all that moolah ? I’m giving it to you. I know. I know. Kiss me later. Especially if your name is Channing Tatum.
This contest involves Facebook, home depot, money money money, and a bit of swearing. I just threw the swearing part in. I like to swear. Like a sailor. Possibly even a truck driver. Shhh.
Have you ever stood back and taken a long hard look at your living room and thought to yourself:
Are you kidding me ?
Am I getting punk’d ?
My living room is punk’in me, big time.
Whattup wit dat?
I say ~ take the bull by the horns and punk it back. I did. I taught my living room a lesson. I put it in my kitchen. And you think I joke. Everyone should attempt a sofa in the kitchen. Your butt will never regret it. You won’t believe how fun it is to watch someone else make your dinner from your sofa. I don’t care if the kids make me a PB & J sammy sandwich. I’m happy. I’m on the sofa. I never turn down an opportunity for a sofa plunk.
You up for the challenge ? Don’t worry, I won’t make you stuff your living room in your kitchen. This is much easier:
You vote. I win. You get the money. *happy dance*
Here’s how you play this game :
1. Go like my Facebook page. Stat. Get movin’.
There is a whole lotta liking going on around here.
This is what my living room in the kitchen looks like, so you know which one to vote for:
If you vote for a different living room… well…. well… I don’t know if you and I can be friends anymore. You better bloody well have some bribery chocolate in your back pocket. Hand it over.
4. Leave a comment in the blog and let me know what you did. I don’t need to really know what you did today. You naughty thing. Not that. Let me know that you voted. Unless what you did today was super interesting. Spill it. I love a good story.
* Hot tip * : You can vote every day up to April 26th. That could mean a vote a day by you = more opportunity to WIN. Every vote counts as a voting point here on the blog. Let me know each day in the comment section here on the blog. That’s how you win. The one who votes the most, wins !
But wait. Stand by. There’s more. OMG, I just officially sounded like an infomercial. Shoot me. Shoot me now.
Ask me a design question. For free.
Ask me in the comment section of the blog. I will answer you. I roll like that. Unless I am taking a bubble bath. I have learned that technology and bath water are not a good combo. How’s that for a hot design tip?
The answer to your design dilemma will come directly back to you in your email inbox. Coolio, huh? I can’t promise I will know all the answers. But I’ll pretend that I do. I’ll just make shit up. Jokes. Just for you. Because I love you.
Your dilemmas are safe with me. You are talking to the gal who can’t look at a candle holder & a bucket at Ikea while holding it upside down and thinking… wow… this would make a great light fixture !
I won’t give you some fancy dancy schmancy answer, that will make your jaw hit the ground. Nothing designer-esque with high fallootin’ names all thrown about. I will give you the straight goods. Cool ideas on how to do stuff for the least expensive way possible. Unique. Creative. Practical. Suddenly, your home will love you again. You will be having a love affair with your home. Floozy.
Ready for it ? I can dream up funky, unique, ‘outside the box’ stuff with my eyes closed and hands tied behind my back. I’m like the Houdini of home design. Try me. Go ahead. Bother me. I dare you. Double dare you.
I’ll give you real deal ideas.
I can steer you in the right direction. Note : it may be toward Ikea or West Elm.
West Elm is rocking my world these days. Have you been to a West Elm lately ? Holy Hannah. LOVE. PS. It is the same company as Pottery Barn and yet it is the eclectic modern version with a twist of affordable sexiness.
I’ll give you ideas in the comment section of this blog post that will make your house feel like home. Ahhhh. That’s enough to make a kitten purr.
You game ?!
Well then get voting. Like, like and then like. Share it with your friends. Let me know about that too. That counts as a vote ! Tell them to come and leave a comment and ask me some
not so complicated questions. I will even try to give your friends a different answer to their design dilemma so you kids don’t have matching houses. Awkward turtle. That could be embarrassing. My bad. My fault. Your problem.
Whew. I think I’m tired.
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