I hate presents. Said no one ever.
‘Sup? Every year, Christmas suddenly jumps on my head. Like I wasn’t even expecting it. Every year, I say hold on, dudette… I’m not ready. Every year, it happens.
All up in my face. Every year, I say this is going to be different.
Every year … I am wrong*
If I say every year one more time, I’m going to punch myself in the face.
I pinky swear it… I’m in the holiday spirit. Or I’m dipping into the spirits (homemade baileys). Same thing. But different.
‘xcept this year.
This year is going to be different.
We got this, you and I. How? Etsy has so much to offer fellers out ‘dare! Why am I suddenly talking like a bohemian redneck?
On second thought, don’t sip too much of that baileys. #LearnFromTheErrorsOfMyWays
Get ready for 49 billion photos of really cool Etsy-ness !! I tried to take most of the photos from the treehouse, before I froze my arse off. The.Things.I.do.For.You.
Online shopping is d’best …
Do you want to quit watching the holiday clock? Do you want to crush your holiday shopping? Do it online and avoid punching out someone in a shopping mall parking lot. Avoid tasering the drivers who steal your mall parking spot. Pfffft.
Yes, you can sometimes find some of the most trashed up things this side of Christmas when you do shopping. Uhhhhgaleeee. Not here.
I’m only sharing the best of the bestest of the very best of Etsy. Here. Now. Got that?
PS. if you have some fave Etsy sellers, spill it in the comment section below. I love discovering new ones!!
You and I are going to have the best invisible internet friend holiday party ever.
We can shop from deep within our couches. In our pajamaz. For insanely cool stuff.
Ready to have a several GASP moments? Brace yo’ self. <<< The bohemian redneck came back.
This is gonna be good.
In the [TREE] house
Where was I?
Full of holiday sass a frass and all jacked up on baileys, delish bread and holiday cookies.
Check out this linen tea towel with measuring cups on it. I can’t even.
Can someone deliver that tea towel and BREAD into my life right now?
You can bake bread. You're domestic, dammit.
oh la la LINEN
Drift with Driftwood
This driftwood candle holder is d’bomb diggity. I freaking love it. Tell me that you love driftwood. If not, I will have to pummel you. It would be all kinds of wrong if you didn’t like driftwood.
So you don't like to be wrong?
Really? I don’t know. I’m not familiar with that sensation *insert big toothy grin*
Where type & linen make out
Lay it all out
Go from the blahhhhs to the oh la laaaas with Turkish organic cotton tablecloths
This candle is sooooo good.
I lit this candle. It’s amazing. See you never.
iPad lurve. What’s not to love?
Snowy White Christmas
I saw these and then said (AKA screamed) to myself, “GET THEM !!!!!!!!”
Off the chain
You with me on this one? Okidoki then. We got this.
Energy mud mugs
These are so smoking hot, they should stop drop and roll….
I love a good cup of energy mud. Coffee gives me unrealistic expectations of productivity.
For the win.
Problem is, when I drink too much of the stuff. I start to make coffee nervous.
But still. Gimme that GOLD handled coffee mug. Right. Now. It is mugilicious. And the tumbler hand print mug is t’die for. The bohemian layered rings?!!?? I can’t even. Layered awesomeness. The long flowy wooly sweater? Oh Emm Geeeeh. Roll me up in a pile of comfy and plop me in Throw blanket heaven.
Linen love. Legit. LOVE.
For years, I had never ever in the history of ever, tried linen duvet covers, sheets, towels or curtains.
Why not?!!! I was stupid. Stoopid.
Now, I’m in an upward spiral obsession with them. I quickly learned that I would need to slowly bribe Michael into feeling the same way. It was awesome. NOT. It took some coaxing and now he freaking lovvvvves it too. Don’t tell him I told you. I’ll be busted and hiding under the linen duvet cover. What? Never mind. Now he’ll know where I’m hiding.
Keeping it Real…
I’ve had a lifetime crush on linen. Like seriously, it’s probably my longest crush ever. I estimate it at 20 years strong. Funny, since I am only 21. About three words in there are true.
PS. My biggest crush has been with Not Perfect Linen on Etsy. I have been using her linens for a couple of years now and love love love love. Did I mention love?
Dear Linen, I love you. The End.
Gah. My face.
Can I just say that I hate removing makeup?!! I know it’s bad for my skin and I’ll probably go blind but WHATEVER. By not removing it, I don’t have to put my makeup on every day either, so it’s a win-win.
See. I know what you like. Flat out awesome stuff.
Are you all like “look at this gal, she dropped all kinds of Etsy knowledge bombs”??!!
I’m f’n ancient. Therefore I’m shopping wise, by default.
Happy shopping. Keeping it simple. Keeping it real.
Shop the Post:
Update: The 5 winners of the $100 gift cards are: Gillian Scott, Catherine Doherty, Jennifer McLean, Veronika G and Kimiko Saso! Congratulations!!
Want more?! Sign up here or on the photo below… for fahhhhreee, and receive the latest and greatest awesomeness on the blog and be the first to notified of the latest blog posts, cool giveaways, and epic kickass shenanigans.