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Hello AMAZING, let’s hold hands & snoop through my house.

HOME  TOUR  !!   Today, we are touring my house.  Okay, I’ve seen it.  Now it’s your turn. *snicker*  At the end of this tour, you may be inspired to DIY.  Or drink.  Or binge-watch LOST on Netflix. One of …

Knit A Chunky Wool Blanket. It Will Keep You From Unravelling …

    Would you lurve to knit a chunky wool blanket?  Good.  Me too.  I knew I liked you. This blanket can keep you from unravelling, one stitch at a time.   Whaaaa ?!     You don’t want to …

DIY : How to make a GORGEOUS curtain rod from a pipe. For real? For real

Have you noticed the price of curtain rods these days?  Sheesh.  Highway robbery. Have you noticed how UGLY most curtain rods are?  Fugly.   Our DIY mission :  to rid the curtain rod fugly for a fraction of the cost. …

Is your kitchen fugly? Want to make it fabulous?

  Is your kitchen fugly?  Dream BIG.  There is hope for you. Pursue big dreams instead of small realities. If I can work with the worlds fugliest kitchen … then anyone can do it.   My kitchen had a face …

diy homemade laundry soap that smells like Robert Deniro. oh hells yeah.

Laundry.  Ohhhh Laundry. It’s one of those things… it doesn’t matter how fast you clean it… it just keeps coming back. Like Ground Hog day. Bastard. Laundry has nasty laundry sex; multiplies and spawns dirty laundry babies.  Constantly. It has …

DIY : How to make a mosaic backsplash for your kitchen. It’s GORGEOUS !!

It* =  Mosaic Backsplash Have you ever had an idea that hit you right between the eyes and you thought to yourself: “I must do it*…I must do it*…..STAT.” BANG. Boom. Do it. Do you ever lay in bed at …

A DIY That Will Make Your Breasts Larger & Your Waistline Smaller *snicker*

This DIY will even make you stand ten feet tall. Why ? Because you will be as proud as a peacock.   You will puff out your chest, suck in your tummy and stand taller than a super model. Wooohooo …

Creative ideas to build your own Funky Outhouse or Wooden Throne

  Need some inspiration for creating an outhouse ~ small garden shed ~ or small outbuilding ?  All three buildings are the same same but different. Outhouse – toilet + gardening tools = Very cool garden shed  DIY OUTHOUSE IDEAS : …

BEST CHRISTMAS IDEAS !!

The Best Christmas Ideas are the SIMPLE ones don’tcha think? The simple Christmas ideas make us look quite simply brilliant.  That is how we get our Christmas jollies. Who says the fat man in the red suit gets to have …

10 Ahhh-mazingly Simple Decorating Ideas

Life is better when you are laughing.   And   decorating   with   twigs    10   simple  decorating  ideas : Tip #1 : *  Up-cycle your dining chairs with paint. *   Mix and match your chairs for …

DIY door track hardware. It’s d’bomb dot com.

Do you love old doors on track hardware? Could you full frontal smooch them?!! Welcome to an epic world of Barn Door Track Hardware. Do you want to know how to create your own funky door track hardware!?   A …

DIY Kitchen Pantry Doors. CHALK it up to Childhood.

Do you ever wish you had a chalkboard eraser for your brain? I do.   I would erase all of my awkward childhood memories. The embarrassing ones.  The ones where I visited the principals office.  The ones where I visited …

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