Category Archives: DIY

DIY tiny cabin. LESS is MORE.

    Didja hear the news?    We built a teeny tiny cabin!  It’s so dang sexy!!  I’m going to show you how to do it too.  Why??  Because you deserve a sexy DIY cabin how-to.  Holy batman.  It’s juicy.  It’s …

How to make the BEST laundry soap. Oh.La.La.

  Laundry.  Ohhhh Laundry. It’s one of those things… it doesn’t matter how fast you clean it… it just keeps coming back. Like Ground Hog day. Bastard. Laundry has nasty laundry sex; multiplies and spawns dirty laundry babies.  Constantly. It …

DIY: How to make a mosaic backsplash. BEAUTY.

Have you ever had an idea that hit you right between the eyes and you thought to yourself: “I must do it*…I must do it*…..STAT.” BANG. Boom. Do it.   Do you ever lay in bed at night and tell …

This DIY will make your breasts larger & waistline smaller *snicker*

This DIY will even make you stand ten feet tall. Why ? Because you will be as proud as a peacock.   You will puff out your chest, suck in your tummy and stand taller than a super model. Wooohooo …

Build your own outhouse: it’s funky butt awesome!

  Need some inspiration for creating an outhouse ~ small garden shed ~ or small outbuilding ?  All three buildings are the same same but different. Outhouse – toilet + gardening tools = Very cool garden shed DIY OUTHOUSE IDEAS : …

DIY Kitchen Pantry Doors. CHALK it up to Childhood.

Do you ever wish you had a chalkboard eraser for your brain? I do.   I would erase all of my awkward childhood memories. The embarrassing ones.  The ones where I visited the principals office.  The ones where I visited …

15 Ways to Decorate with TWIGS. Simply Gorgeous.

  There is something to be said about decorating with sticks. It’s a STICKY situation.     It makes you feel a bit like Pocahontas.  A wild child.  Living in the woods.   It also causes you to think outside …

Flawless Door Hardware ~ Unless You’re A CAT

    I would like to apologize to the residents of COLBORNE Street. I have no idea where your street sign went.  I haven’t seen it anywhere.  I swear. If I did happen to see it, I would use it …

Rain Chains Are Bringing SEXY Back… Oh yeah.

Rain Chains Are Sexy & Cheap AND Won’t Get You In Trouble With Your Spouse Except my spouse.  Rain chains get me in trouble with him. I don’t know why.  { insert ‘pretend’ innocent face } TRUTH: Rain chains are …

Is Your Neighbour a Jerk face? Green Moss Graffiti to the rescue…

********************************************** GOOD FENCES MAKE GOOD NEIGHBOURS  ********************************************** and Green Moss Graffiti makes them even BETTER neighbours. You got that right,  Charlie Brown. I had a bad neighbour.  ONCE.  Been there. Done that. Don’t want the jerk face poster again. Time …