Category Archives: How to Blog

How to blog when you’re blogstipated

    Burned out?  Have you ever practiced the art of un-working?  Are you a blogger?  Have you stepped away from your blog and unblogged?  Unplugged?  Did you hit the road, Jack?  Sometimes it is necessary to step back and …

Wrecking Ball Parody ~ It will wreck you LAUGHING

This week has been a flaming hot mess and I was wrecked. Wrecking Ball. WRECKED  Have you ever had one of those weeks, and it has only just begun?  You know the kind. The kind where you want to have …

Is Google Plus the Grand Poobah or a Jerk Face?

Let’s talk about that.  Let’s talk behind the back of Google Plus. Just for a sec.  Shhhh. The elephant is in the room.  His big fat elephant butt is sitting on the table.    Grand  Poobah   or   Jerk …

3 Day Dr. Oz Detox Cleanse for Skinny Hips and Fast Lips

  It happened.  The holidays ended.  Damn it.  I’m super bummed that inhaling sweets and mainlining whipped creamed pumpkin pie came to a grinding halt. I ate my way across Ontario.  I should have jogged back home.  I didn’t.  I’d …

Hello my name is _________ and I’m a FONT aholic

Have you ever browsed a website, and wondered what gorgy gorgeous font it was? There are about fourteen thousand trillion billion gazillion fonts out there in the cyberverse.  How do you find out which one is which? I have a …

How to blog: Leaving a blog comment should be all sh*ts and giggles, NOT irritation and throat punching

Get ready.  This blog post is laced with sass.  I’m going to give it to you damn straight.   You might want to cover your ears.  I will be screaming throughout this entire blog post. Get your mad on.  Pretend …

Buy an ad on this blog now or kick yourself later.

Stamped it.  Double stamped it, no erasies. You might need a third leg for the kicking ~ but a kick ~ nonetheless.  Same thing. Boot.  Bang.  Thud.  Kick. You won’t want to miss this epic opportunity to advertise on the blog. …

11 Super-Dope-Rad entrepreneurs you must read. STAT.

I have a disease. It’s contagious. It’s called awesome. We all need to share in spreading awesomeness, don’t we? Let’s celebrate the awesome. Starting now. Ladies and Gentlemen… start your woot-woot engines!!  Vroom. Vroom.     I’m spreading the contagious awesomeness …

10 Reasons why blogging is like wearing a thong.

Why is blogging like wearing a thong ?  Because most blogging advice is boring and is directed at dumb-asses. The advice that you read out there in cyberspace is for sissies.  It’s a snooze fest.  The info is the same. …

Insider secrets of blogging: How to add your handwriting to your photos

Holy smokes.  Have you ever tried to add text and handwriting to your photos?   Is it some hidden secret?  Why doesn’t anyone tell the secret? Bastards. Get ready.  I’m about to spill the beans. I’m sharin’ with sugar bear. …

SomeEcards : How to make your own e-cards in seconds & it’s hilarious !!

Ready for a good laugh? Have you checked out SomeEcards.com ? If you love pinterest, you have definitely seen these puppies floating around… they are hilare.  Laugh out loud.  Hilare ! GUESS WHAT?! You can make your own!! It takes about …

Social Media Icons : A vortex of awesomeness !

Did you know that you can get social media icons for your blog or website for free? Did you know that there are about one thousand zillion trillion options out there to chose from? Oh. my. Word. Just google image …

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