Category Archives: Recipes

How to make theeee. most. insanely. ahhmazing. massage. oil. evahh.

ESSENTIAL OILS uses: How to make the best massage oil with essential oils. A DIY aromatherapy massage oil recipe with free downloadable printable labels.

Ahhmazing DIY recipe: These bath bombs are d’bomb diggity!

Coconut oil & essential oils are the secret ingredients to making these cost effective bath bombs. They feel great on the skin and help save money for your pocketbook too.

Erhhmergerd, sh*t happens: DIY toilet spray

    Have you ever tried Poo-Pourri ?  It works.  It fools the world into thinking that your poop doesn’t stink.  PooPourri essentially traps the poopy stench beneath the surface of the toilet bowl water and releases only fancy-schmancy smells into …

The best homemade BAILEYS in the history of ever

    I wish I may, I wish I might … drink homemade Baileys tonight. It’s magic juice, it just falls in your mouth. WARNING:  Don’t drink too much of this stuff. You’ll start licking faces. This is the best …

D’best avocado tips, tricks & recipes! DELISH

  AVOCAADOOS for life. Tis an avo life for meee.     Tips and tricks on how to become an Avocado GURU Hi, I’m Tristan, Lynne Knowlton’s favourite daughter.  I work for her behind the scenes on her blog to give her …

3 Day Detox Cleanse for Skinny Hips & Fast Lips

    It happened.  The holidays ended.  Damn it.  I’m super bummed that inhaling sweets and mainlining whipped creamed pumpkin pie came to a grinding halt. I ate my way across Ontario.  I should have jogged back home.  I didn’t. …

How to make the BEST laundry soap. Oh.La.La.

  Laundry.  Ohhhh Laundry. It’s one of those things… it doesn’t matter how fast you clean it… it just keeps coming back. Like Ground Hog day. Bastard. Laundry has nasty laundry sex; multiplies and spawns dirty laundry babies.  Constantly. It …

Hello WATER. Bye bye muffin top.

  Hello WATER. Bye bye muffin top. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out. Who the hell wants muffin top?  Muffin top is for the birds.  The fat pudgy birds. Hey muffin top… hit the road, Jack… …

Homemade Bread Recipe: It’s DELISH !!

Have you ever baked homemade bread ? It’s therapy. It’s comfort. It feels good. It is so simple to do. It gets in your heart. It can feed your soul.   I bake bread when I am going through a …

The Best Skinny Bitch Blueberry Muffin Recipe

That’s right.  These are the best skinny bitch blueberry bootylicious muffins you will ever put in your mouth.  What a mouthful. But seriously.  These muffins are delish, and you won’t get a big ol’ booty from them. Minimal junk in the …