Category Archives: Too Funny!

Life lately: Do you know what rhymes with Friday? Vodka

  What have you been up to, chicken poo?  I’ve missed you.  Wait.  I’m a poet and I didn’t know it.  Ugh.  Should I just throat punch MYSELF? What have I been up to lately?!!   I’ve been getting it on with my …

36 Ways To Tell If You Had An Epic Childhood

  36 ways to know if you had an epic childhood…   1.   You knew how to smoke a Popeye cigarette    2.   You wore tin foil on your teeth & pretended it was braces.   3.   …

Man ohhh man –> MEN. 40 things your Mom didn’t tell you about MEN

      A picture speaks a thousand words.  Hahaha !!! Guess what?  I did not set this shot up.  This is normal life in our household.  Nakedness in a chair.   I can’t make this shit up.   This …

DIY Grapevine Lighting Balls…What a BRIGHT idea!

    How to Make Grapevine Balls  I wish I could dream up a better NAME    Other than BALLS.   I can create them, hang them, make them look pretty with lights, but I can’t dream up a REAL name for them …

Wrecking Ball Parody: It will wreck you LAUGHING

  This week has been a flaming hot mess and I was wrecked. Wrecking Ball. WRECKED  Have you ever had one of those weeks, and it has only just begun?  You know the kind. The kind where you want to …

10 Reasons why blogging is like wearing a thong.

  Why is blogging like wearing a thong ?  Because most blogging advice is boring and is directed at dumb-asses. The advice that you read out there in cyberspace is for sissies.  It’s a snooze fest.  The info is the …

How to make your own Ecards in seconds. HILARE.

  Ready for a good laugh? Have you checked out SomeEcards.com ? If you love pinterest, you have definitely seen these puppies floating around… they are hilare.  Laugh out loud.  Hilare !   GUESS WHAT?! You can make your own!! It …

Does it make you uncomfortable when I use the word DONGLE?

I don’t know about you, but when a television commercial airs on the tube …. I usually dart outta the room so fast, it makes the roadrunner look like a slow poke. There are exceptions to every rule. Like the …

Breathe it all in. Love it all out. LAUGH.

Are you celebrating THANKSGIVING this week? What is your Thanksgiving THANKFULNESS ?? That is a mouth full. Geesh… I am thankful for shorter words.  I am thankful for the weekend.    I am thankful for elastic waistbands during Thanksgiving dinner.   …

Dear Stress, Let’s Break Up

Interesting how we CELEBRATE labor day by not working. That is an impossible task to ask, don’tcha think ??!! “If stressed burned calories, I’d be a super model.” In celebration of LABOR DAY today…. I thought it would be great …