Category Archives: Quotes, Jokes & Funnies

Hello WATER. Bye bye muffin top. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

Who the hell wants muffin top?  Muffin top is for the birds.  The fat pudgy birds. Hey muffin top… hit the road, Jack… and don’tcha come back no more, no more, no more, no more. Do you have that song …

36 Ways To Tell If You Had An Epic Childhood

    1.   You knew how to smoke a Popeye cigarette  2.   You wore tin foil on your teeth & pretended it was braces. 3.   You stuck your tongue on a frozen metal post to test if …

Hilarious !! : Does it make you uncomfortable when I use the word DONGLE?

I don’t know about you, but when a television commercial airs on the tube …. I usually dart outta the room so fast, it makes the roadrunner look like a slow poke. There are exceptions to every rule. Like the …

What you THINK about, you BRING about. Wooohooo ! Whoop it up !

What you think about, you bring about ?!!   OK, then I am thinking about George Clooney. Bring him on. Jokes. Tony Robbins He is even better. I would have said Channing Tatum, but he is like 12 years old …

Happy New Year !! The Best Is Yet To Come

HAPPY NEW YEAR ! 2013   Alicia Bock said it best with her gorgeous photography and handwritten fonts.  {All photos today are Alicia’s photos.}  Her blog will have you googlie eyed and gobsmacked.  The photography may make you drool.  She even …

Breathe it all in. Love it all out.

Are you celebrating THANKSGIVING this week? What is your Thanksgiving THANKFULNESS ?? That is a mouth full. Geesh… I am thankful for shorter words.  I am thankful for the weekend.    I am thankful for elastic waistbands during Thanksgiving dinner.   …

Dear Stress, Let’s Break Up

Interesting how we CELEBRATE labor day by not working. That is an impossible task to ask, don’tcha think ??!! “If stressed burned calories, I’d be a super model.” In celebration of LABOR DAY today…. I thought it would be great …

The cure for anything is SALT WATER and VODKA

And an island.  Living on an island would surely cure everything too. Well, and the vodka would help to enhance the experience. Summer is coming to a grand slam CLOSE and my heart is going to give up the ghost. …

Don’t Panic…It’s Under Control

Before you look any further, you must really read this post Treehouse + Squirrel = TROUBLE  so we can be playing with the same squirrel deck. You should know the ‘big picture’ about our treehouse scandalmonger. Our treehouse squirrel is a …

Treehouse + Squirrel = Trouble * CAPITAL T * Trouble.

I had a wee problem this winter in the tree-house.  Actually it is was a monster problem.  A problematic problem with freakin’ monster squirrel teeth. This ‘problem’ almost resulted in the death of a squirrel. I lie. Does it count …

Photobucket….It is a bucket load of laughs.

Have you ever tried PHOTOBUCKET photo editing ? Holy smack dab….Awesomeness with a capital A. I was so excited about PHOTOBUCKET I had to type it in cap’s.  My cap lock button is reserved for top drawer, back of the bus, …

LOVE

LOVE It’s a crazy thing. Sometimes you need a hard helmet to make your way through it. Other times, you think it is the cats meow. Sometimes we fall head over heels. Other times, we just take it in stride …

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