A Mosaic to Me
what Butter is to Popcorn.
* BLISS * Seventh Heaven * Cloud Nine * Walking on Air *
So brace yourself.
Everyone has a hobby, non? If you don’t have a hobby, go get one for Pete’s sake.
Hobbies are cool.
All the cool kids have hobbies. Or they drink cheap vodka in their ugly basement. With mosaic, you can have a hobby AND drink cheap vodka in your basement ~ while doing a mosaic.
You are probably wondering if mosaicists are the most patient people in the whole wide world.
Here it goes…the cat is about to come out of the bag….We tricked you. We mosaicists are not goddesses of patience. NO sir-eeeeee. Oh contraire.
We are glass-tableware-bits of anything ninja stompers that smash things with streaks of energy. We will break anything, if it means a beauty mosaic will come to fruition.
Only at a much higher level of enjoyment. You don’t have to lay on a sofa and talk to a therapist. Ok, I made that up. Do therapist offices really have a sofa ??!! I bet that only happens in the movies. If I went to a therapy, and the therapist had a sofa…..
I would surely have a nap.
There would be no talking going on.
Napping is where it is at.
You can admire them
and/or you can create them.
I love both options :
I also make a fool of myself. Maybe you should avoid that option.
I originally started my design life as a visual merchandiser for Royal Doulton. I lost count of how many times I accidentally knocked the head off of a figurine.
I have actually CAUSED a figurine head to roll down the middle of a retail store aisle.
In front of the store owner.
Yours truly *
* I bet you are never going to invite me to your home. I bet you are hiding the fine china at this very moment.
I have, in fact, smashed fine china [ Sorry Royal Doulton ]
I hit it with a hammer.
I created some
seriously ugly rockin’ hot stuff back then.
I started covering stupid stuff…like pots…bird feeders, even our lamps. I mosaic’ed anything that wasn’t moving. Our dog was lucky to escape my gluey fingers.
Fast forward many years… cassette tapes, pet rocks, disco, bad hair and mosaic conferences. My mosaic life changed…peace by piece.
I started to create my own mosaics in our home. Smart and stupid, all at once.
Good news : Mosaics are permanent and lasting.
Bad news : Mosaics are permanent and lasting.
For the mermaid project, Michael wished that I had put the faucets in a different place on the mermaid. I will give you three guesses where he wanted them. The first two guesses don’t count. Truth is, little miss mermaid pants is not really my style anymore. See what I mean about the PERMANENT thaaaang? I’m forced to keep her. She was created from about 4 billion
blood sweat and tears mosaic pieces.
Ready to join me on the DIY Mosaic journey?
Mosaic life is one that is pieced together …
a little bit at a time…
Ready to give it a try ? Check out this blog post on how to make a mosaic backsplash for your kitchen.
You won’t believe what you will discover about yourself. Better yet, come join me each week on the bloggy with more epic ideas. Enter your email to be the first to receive free DIY tips & inspiration on how to design the life that YOU want to live. Click here to make that happen. xx
P.S. Mosaic shortcuts are allowed. You can admire. Or you can create. We are here to have some kicks. No pressure. I don’t want to drive you to drink cheap vodka in your ugly basement.