SHOP ! <--- I’m not yelling at you. Yes I am.

You hafta hafta hafta shop online today  <–now I’m definitely yelling at you.  The online deals are unbelievable.

You’ll save a bonk ton of moola & you’ll want to smooch me.  I don’t do French.  Just wanted to clarify that before we start shopping.

{insert big toothy grin}

BLACK FRIDAY = There are sales on EVERY.SINGLE.THING.

P.S. Click on photos to see more info.

 

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Why shop from your sofa?

 

Because shopping in a mall is like going for a walk and getting clobbered in the head with a ball.  Like, outta nowhere.

The benefit of shopping online is that no one can steal your fave jeans out of a retail store pile, right in front of you. Right.In.Front.Of.You. Riiiiiiiiiiiiight. In. Froooonnnnnnt. Of YOU.

 

POW.

 

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I don’t do malls but online shopping, Black Friday & Sales are my three amigos.

  Malls are a total gong show.   They are so 1982.

Annnnnd the line ups are slow. I’ve seen jello move faster.

 

Bra off.  Sweats on.  Insert coffee to begin.  SHOP at home.

 

We can do this. And by we, I mean you.  I already found you the best of the best of theeeee bestest finds online.

Ready?  Set.  GO!

 This week,  I promise I won’t tell you to have a bath.  Except, I already did.   I’m going to do it again.  So.Dang.Good.

I can promise you I won’t talk about Etsy awesomeness. Never. Nevah evah.  Also, I’m completely lying.

Did you see all my Etsy faves?  T’die for.   Blow you over with a feather.  THAT good.

 

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Theeeee. Most. Insane. Black Friday Sales. Evahhhh are right here…

 

Anne Taylor   |   50% off every.single.thing. Use code CELEBRATE.

Abercrombie & Fitch  |  50% Off – Online Only!

Anthropologie

American Eagle   |  40% off

Etsy

  Express  |  50% off everything  + Free Shipping

H & M 

Hollister   |   50% off

Neiman Marcus   |   Up to 80% off everything.

Nordstrom

Old Navy

ShopBop

TopShop   |   Up to 50% off select items

Urban Outfitters   |   Buy one get one 50% Off ALL apparel

Ugg

West Elm

Pottery Barn

 

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1.   This facial mask.  You will most certainly freak your face.

2.  I love this Le Crueset pot …. but for $275,  I think they should include lobster. This one is wayyyyy more affordable.

3.   I don’t remove my makeup. I know it’s bad for my skin and I’ll probably go blind but WHATEVER. By not removing it, I don’t have to put on makeup the next day either.  For the win.

4.   Finding scissors  in my house is like finding Nemo.  Please tell me that you have this problem too. ps. These are ROSE COLOURED! <- I screamed that! Purty.

5.   Let’s talk about something dirty.  We all do it.  It starts with an F.  Folding laundry. Laundry is a jerk.  Will this aromatherapy help solve laundry woes?   HALP.

6.   Scarves are like what socks are in my house. I have piles of both but can never find either when needed.  Life is complicated.

7.   I could sure use a glass of wine and my own private island right now.

8.   This iPhone case.  I’d totally put a ring on it.

9.  I haven’t slept since forever.   The problem with the internet is that you can buy stuff in the middle of the night.  How cozy does this sweater look?  VERY.

10.    This is seriously. Perfection. ‘Nuff said.

11.   This perfume.  Stunner of a bottle and super handy if you have a voodoo doll.

12.   This bluetooth speaker is beyond fabulous and needs to be in my bra.

13.    This marble shelf floors me.  Shelves me.  Wait.

14.   I feel like people who eat their dinner on these plates, really have their lives together.

15.   If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

16.   Frizzy hair? Coconut oil. Dry skin? Coconut oil.  Bad credit? Coconut oil.

17.    Is there an amber bottle addiction anonymous program?  Sign me up.

18.   Holiday priorities, people.

19.   If I was a zillion trillion gazillion billionaire, I would totally buy this.

20.   I feel like this would make beer my BFF.

21.   I need a face cream that hides the fact that I haven’t slept since 2010.

22.  Techie gadgets are all over the internet, so you’re poised to be Captain Cool with this.

23.  Bed, meet your maker: I use this white linen duvet cover on every single bed in the house.  Judge me.

24.   When I am lying in bed trying to fall asleep, all I can think about is what bank I’m going to rob so I can buy this chair.

25.   Check this out. It’s only a billion trillion gazillion dollars.  Let’s get two!!  You go first.

26.   How do I like my eggs? Uhhhm, in a cake.  This would validate my cake obsession.

27.   Is there a good foot treatment that will make my tootsies super sexy and stop them from looking like a dried-up-oompha-loompha ? Which is obviously a word.

28.   Good movie + popcorn + knitting + detox bath  = see you never

29.   This honeycomb dish is $14.  Otherwise known as a score.  Oooooo. This creamer.  This sugar dish.  Otherwise known as stealing.

30.   So I found all this Wayfair gorgeousness for my kitchen. I did the boom-chicka-wow-wow-happy-dance.  Then I tripped & fell on my face.   Then I stood back up to see if anyone was looking.  What was I saying?

31.   Usually, at home, it’s just me and a bunch of table lamps laughing about how much dusty tumbleweed is under the table. But I love table lamps.  They’re always by your side.

32.   Relax, there’s whiskey.

33.   This Ombre iPhone case is becoming my new best friend.  STAT. Unless you buy for me.  Then you will be my new BFF.

34.   Get stoned with these coasters and marble tray.  Do NOT tell my mother that I said that.  Kidding, Mom.  Not kidding, everyone else.

35.   Weird?  Don’t answer that. It wasn’t a real question.

36.   Life is too short to wear boring clothes.

37.   This blanket.  If I died tomorrow, it would be my last wish.

38.   This would be amazing.  On opposite day.

39.   I wear these every single day INSIDE my house.  Aren’t you happy I’m not a fashion blogger?

40.   I went on a search for shoes, but instead I found these and I screamed.

41.    I made a delish charcuterie tray!  There was cheese. crackers. And a glass of wine. Times three.  It was the best day of my life.

42.    Because your eyebrows simply cannot look like a furry caterpillar no mo.

43.    Time flies when you’re having rum.

44.   I really think this is a concrete idea.

45.    These gold headphones are d’bomb diggity. Sorry I said bomb diggity. I espesh love the white ones.  You can totally gift them to me.  Me-no-complain-o.

 

p.s.   go shop.

p.s.s.    Do it. do it. do it.  <— that was me hypnotizing you.

p.s.s.s.   but don’t do it in a mall.

p.s.s.s.s.   Wait!  If you go in a mall, tell me what happened.   Will you throat punch anyone?  Taser someone when they steal your parking spot?  Inappropriate questions?

p.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.   okay bye.

 

Hey. Wait.  One more thing.  I need to find some great razors.   Any ideas?  Where do you buy yours?

 

Dear shaving commercials,

Please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress us, try shaving a gorilla.

Lynne

 


Disclosure:  Beeeteeedubs, I may make a wee affiliate commission (not enough to buy a pony, but enough to support my liquorice-eating-habit) if you click through and buy.  It really helps me to keep the wheels on the bus and run ze blawg.  Which helps you.  Which helps me.  We coo?

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18 Responses

  1. Jen says:

    @decoraddict79 checking in from IG to enter the IG giveaway/contest thingy!!
    Please pick me!!! 😘

  2. Lili says:

    You just won Black Friday post of the year and made every other blogger that I read look like amateurs. I can’t wait to get home, look at all those links, and spend next month’s paycheque.

    • Lili !

      You are soooooo sweet for saying so! Does this mean that I don’t have to cry into my ‘why doesn’t anyone like me, journal?’…

      Yay!!! I LOVED writing this blog post !! Got all my pre-shopping prep done just by searching. It was like training for a shopping marathon. haha.

      Big love and happy shopping!
      Lynne

  3. TucsonPatty says:

    What a lot of fun I just had looking at all the things! I clicked on just about everything, and have a few saved for further thought processes. I love love love your new kitchen…I must have missed the reveal post. You should be /are(?) the catalog photos for everything West Elm! Beautiful, stunning, and I want lots of the things in your home! Much love in your journey happening right now. I am so sorry for the sadness, and I am so happy for the love I see that your family has for each other. Peace and light and namaste.

    • TucsonPatty says:

      OMG! Wayfair, not that other one! ‘Scuse, please. What about the cage lights over the island? I love those! A lot!

      • Hi love! You didn’t miss much, I haven’t posted the reveal pics of the kitchen yet LOL.. but I couldn’t resist sharing my Wayfair finds 🙂

        You had it right with both of those W names.. ha.. I LOVE West Elm and Wayfair!

        The cage lights… aren’t they as cute as a button? Unfortunately, they are unavailable now (they were discontinued when I bought them/stole them for a great price).

        Wayfair has some great ones tho!! I found many lights at Wayfair that I used in the rest of the kitchen.

        Happy shopping and THANKS for the love!
        Lynne xx

  4. Love all your P.S.’s, so funny! Also, I love this font that I’m typing my comment in! Also, I want everything you posted about here, thanks for sharing about all these great deals. 🙂

    • hahahaha Thanks Lesley!

      PS. thanks for the funny love
      PS.S.S. The font is called Architects daughter.
      PS.sssssss. Doesn’t it make you feel like you can print like a rock star?

      Love it too!
      Lynne xx

  5. Michael says:

    Oh my darling… you make me laugh out loud. I sure love how you’re working so hard to find value for your peeps.. It’s a Great time to say “thank you’ for all the wonder you bring into my life.
    xo

    • Thanks darlin’ !!!

      Really… thank YOU for the love.. the laughs… for proof reading all my bloopers and link crazies.. for buying me a really nice dinner tonight. Wait. You didn’t know? You are taking me out on a date. hahaha.

      Love you!
      Moi xo

  6. Tristan Knowlton says:

    I want everything !! YELLED THAT> SCREAMED THAT. All soo beautiful. Makes me Christmas shopping so much easier. Pretty sure I also haven’t slept since 2010 and yes #36. life is too short to wear boring clothes. Tell that to Andrew and Dad so we can buy everything !!!!!!!!
    xx

    • We need to invent something that makes us fall asleep RIGHT AFTER we find all the shopping deals, Tristan! haha.

      Life IS too short to wear boring clothes. Thanks for never letting me wear boringness. LOL.

      Love you, Tristan cutie pie 💩💩 smiling pile of poo. hahahahahahahaha.

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