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STOMP ON CANCER LIKE IT STOLE YOUR WALLET
Because you can.
Give it a swift kick in the gonads*.
Because YOU can.
Don’t let it kick you in the gonads*.
Because it can.
* I promise to never say gonads on the bloggy again. My eyes. My eyes. LOL.
They say that a man only goes to the hospital if it involves his Penis.
After I saw this sign at Princess Margaret Hospital today, I’m starting to believe it :
Believe me, I don’t think that cancer is all moon beams and fairy dust.
It can be a mother f*%#er.
Yes , that is a strong word.
It is so strong, I didn’t dare spell the whole word out.
My mother and my dog read this blog. I have a reputation to uphold.
After that F-bomb, my reputation may have just stepped out the door. haha!
Cancer can be a Debbie Downer on all levels. Just ask anyone who is fighting the good fight.
It is wicked. Wicked on epic levels of wickedness.
There are many times when each and every one of us want to punch cancer in the head.
So yes …
CANCER – You can KISS my ASS. <– a blog post about cancer.
And it is also about Living.
Cancer can KISS your ass too. Go ahead.
It freaking rocks to tell cancer to kiss it.
Kiss it where the sun don’t shine.
Here is what I choose:
I choose to focus on the success stories. Like Michael. Like so many others who give it all they’ve got.
I think he is a success story. I think they (cancer fighters) are a success story.
Michael is successfully alive.
Men, women, and children….they find ways to slap the C outta Cancer.
Cancer is like having a monkey on your back.
Sometimes it plays with your hair,
Sometimes it plays funny games,
Sometimes it takes a big poop on your shirt.
You can quote me on that.
MOST IMPORTANTLY :
For each and every one of you who are touched by cancer…remember this….
AND one thing is for sure….
For all of you who are touched by cancer : fight the good fight.
Fight it with all you’ve got.
Do you know someone with cancer? Hold their hand.
Tell them that you love them.
Because it matters. It really matters.
STOMP ON CANCER like it stole your wallet.
DO EPIC SHIT.