No time for blogging chitty chatty today. No time for nuttin’. No time for tomfoolery. We have time for bed lazing & shopping. That’s it. You up for the challenge?
Today is not a normal blog post. It’s a GET YOUR SHOPPING SHIT DONE sort of post today.
Stop expecting normal from me, it’s never going to happen.
*Palm hits face*
Today is about… Shopping. Shopping. Shopping.
Shopping peacefully. From your computer.
I repeat. We are going to shop PEACEFULLY. Together.
My typical reaction to holiday shopping is to START THE CAR, START THE CAR while running for it. A flying leap at a fast gallop. I trip over dogs, babies, anything that moves. I trip over things that don’t move. I just trip. On the daily. I’m coordinated like that.
This year, I’m bringing the mall shopping to a grinding halt.
We don’t have to start the car.
We don’t have to pile drive into anythaaang.
We can sit, relax and shop like a boss on our terms. In our bed. Or at our desk. Or anything. Just not a mall. Just like that. Today is our day to own it at our own pace.
I have a sneaking suspicion that there will be a few mall scrappers today. Someone will go down. It will be a fight for the latest what-not. Someone’s going to get their hair pulled in a retail store.
for moments like that
Not us, right? We aren’t hopping the crazy train in a shopping mall.
We can skip the lines and get great deals while wearing our fuzzy slippers & flannel jammies.
Today, we can shop from home, bra-less, wild haired, footloose and fancy free with dishevelled hair.
Not that I would do that.
I would totally do that.
A turkey hangover can make people do weird things.
I love it. You go girl.
Get ‘yer shit done.
Here’s the thing…. I have the inside scoop on the best sales for YOU
These sales are HUGE. Mammoth. They will make your Christmas warm and cheery.
The sales this season are going to rock your socks, Amadeus.
Find a cozy chair, flop yourself down, arm yourself with some energy mud and perhaps a wee spike of baileys. Shhhh
Today is your day to nail your hohoho shopping without stepping into a retail store.
Best news ever : You won’t have to throat punch strangers in a mall.
Kick Ass SALES :
Want to see my personal faves?? You can shop my all time faves right here on the blog! I feel so smart for lining up my favourites for you.
I should get a new pony or some mammoth prize. Maybe an academy award.
Yeah. With George Clooney.
The things I do for you. I’d take one for the team. If it’s George Clooney. Do you think he’d like my boots? Totally his style, right?
Pffffttt to the super model 🙂
Here are my all time fave products that I own or swooning over:
My West Elm faves to buy /// Roots Canada ahhmazingness. I own almost everything in here. Crazy cool stuff. /// My fave Etsy sellers /// Amazon /// Pottery Barn awesome sauce /// Wooden Wheels for barn door hardware /// Free People oh la la /// My fave travel accessories from Etsy sellers ///
Click on photo to see the etsy sellers :
Soooooo whatcha think? Do you love the online deals this year? Talk to me in the comments! Tell me what you find today. I’m at my ‘puter all day today and shopping too.
I’m gettin’ my hohoho on with you. Wait. Did that sound dirty? Hmmm.
I’m all about saving money for this jolly season. That’s what makes me jolly.
You with me? xoxo
Have fun and remember …
haha, especially if it’s in this homemade baileys.
——- from home —–
Holiday shopping Schedule: Shop. Sip. Hiccup. Breathe. Shop. Rinse. Repeat.
I’ll hold your hand. You hold my hand. We’ll be done in no time. We can do this together. xo
For the love of Pete, just shout. I want to hear about your deals and coolio finds.
K? K. Deal.
Where am I? Right behind you. Right where I’ve always been. Talk to you soon in the comments below …
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