How to add text to your photographs. The EASY way!

Photography and blogging should be listed as one of the seven wonders of the world.

 It is a mystery.

Adding text and graphics on to photography is a guarded secret.   Like the crown jewels.

 A baffling perplexity.

What-up-wit-dat?!  Enough already.  Let’s blow this popsicle stand.

Are you ready?  Set?  Go !!

Time to blow the lid right off of that secret.

The jig is up.  The mystery is over.

You are about to learn how to add text and photo edit…. the gansta’ way.

 The real life way.

The free way.

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Why the mystery?

I wondered about the photo mysteries of blogging since the beginning of time.  I just didn’t want to admit it in my outside voice.  {{ I felt as dumb as a stick. }}

Could it be that everyone else was super duper dope intelligent and I was the only duffass on the block who couldn’t figure out how to add funky graphics and text to photos?!

If you said yes, I just throat punched you.

You better be feeling sorry for me right now.  Or feeling sorry for yourself.

Surely those text editing dopes geniuses were using photoshop.  Could it be?  How did they do it?!! Was photoshop the answer?!  Were all these people epic rich with wads of cash and a boat load of time on their hands ?! Did all these people like downloading programs and spending forever trying to figure out how to navigate through the tutorials?!

If that was the reason, then I was going to throw myself off of a bridge.  Pronto.

I prepared myself with a ‘to do’ list :

 

Things to do before I jump

In the spirit of over sharing on the internet,  the word PHOTOSHOP makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up.  I cringe.  It also makes my knees knock from fright.

Why ohhhh why ??!

1.   Photoshop is a billion-zillion-trillion dollars to buy.

2.   You need a PhD to figure it out.

3.   It requires tutorials, lessons and complex reading of manuals.  OMG.  Kill me now.  Just shoot me and get it over with.

4.   Manuals = jail.  They are torture chambers of fine print.

5.   Uhhhm. Yeah.  Not gonna happen.

6.   There needed to be a way edit photos quickly.   One that still allowed time to do other things.  Like eat.  Or sleep.

7.   A solution had to be out there that was so inexpensive that we all felt like we were stealing it.

8.   The solution needed to just be easy.  Thank. You. Very. Much.

9.   Who has time to do complex photo editing ?  The words ‘complex photo editing’ makes most of us want to curl up in a ball and take a nap.  And die a thousand deaths.

10.   What do we need?  A solution that would not give us the random urge to punch our computers.

Here’s your answer :

 PICMONKEY

Tahhh dahhhhh ……

How to add text to a photo

 

It is free.

There is no program to download.

You simply go here : picmonkey and  those banana happy monkeys get straight to work.  No monkeying around.  Excuse the pun.  Just click ‘ edit a photo ‘ and the magic begins.

In moments ~ you will be happy dancing all over your sofa.

No need for a tutorial.  Or a manual.  Or a margarita to wash down the pain of figuring it out.

It is absolutely simple to do. It has:

  • epic photo filters
  • awesome editing features
  • text and graphics capabilities
  • cropping
  • loads of gorgeous fonts
  • resizing
  • touch ups
  • add-on shapes, arrows, funkiness
  • frames of all different shapes and sizes

…..it will blow your mind.

PicMonkey can make you skinny.  OMG. What is the world coming to when we have photo edit programs to make us skinny with the touch of a button?  I think that is super cool wrong. I would totally do that never do that.

You can share your skinny self to Pinterest, Facebook, Twitter or with your cat.  Or your ex.

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Are you a blogger?  Do you want to start a blog?

Here is where the rubber meets the road.  This is the juicy stuff.  You will want to have a fast loading site.  You need a fast site, if you want to have any sort of success as a blogger/website domain.

REsizE*

Your photos

* It’s a must for website-blogging survival.

Whether you are a new blogger, black belt blogger or blog reader… photography in a blog can be the straw that breaks the camels back.  Or it can be the race car that drives blog traffic to epic levels. Properly formatted photography makes the whole experience all that much better for everyone.

What is the secret behind blog photography?  Size counts.  Yup.  I bet you have never heard that one before.  Size counts.

In the case of photography on a blog, smaller (pixel size)  is better.

Imagine that?

Smaller is better?

Waaaaeeird.

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Sharpen your blogging pencil and get ready for this one :

Large pixelated photos = slow download speed for your blog.

Slow loading blogs are a big butt problem for both the reader and the blogger. Guess what happens when you have a slow site?

It is called silence.

 You hear crickets.

 There is nothing louder than silence.

Heavily pixelated photography can blogstipate you ~ big time.

What does fast loading blog speed mean?  It means that google will luuurve you.  Google sends people to fast loading sites.  Google is smarty pants, smart.  It doesn’t send readers to slow sites. Period.

Things can get pretty quiet on a slow loading site.

The silence can be deafening.

 Faster loading blog = More Google traffic

Most bloggers want more traffic.   If you are a blogger and you don’t want traffic, I don’t know you.  You must live in a cave with crazy dreadlocks and a tin can telephone.

 

Learn how to edit photos lynneknowlton.com

How to make your site fast loading :

Format your photos to a web friendly pixel size.  For example, this blog is formatted for 670 x 1000 pixel photos.  What is your size ?  Find out.  STAT.

How did I learn the inside secrets of blogging ??

From Wayne and Selina at Waylay Design. They taught me blogging skills in real english. They stuck with me through my wtf’s?!! and omg’s??! of navigating the blogging world.  Without their help, I would have lost my mind and lived a life pounding liquid fermented grapes.

A million Thank YOU’s to the best web design team evvvhaaa !!!

 Next week, I will be off to Las Vegas to meet them for the very first time.

Road trip !

Las Vegas = The Hangover movie…. stuck in my head.

{ That was one seriously funny movie }

What ? What?!

Am I missing a tooth?

Is that a tiger in the bathroom ?!!!!??

Lynne

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43 Responses

  1. Donna Frasca says:

    Lynne, you blog is so awesome and I apologize for not visiting it more – got crazy busy. Thanks for your great information and tips for those pics :-)

  2. Awesome! thankyou! I just used this on a photo i posted today and it was fast and perfect. really glad i found your site.

  3. Michelle says:

    I have been using picmonkey for years and it is truly awesome. I use it for all my quick fun edits and leave photoshop for the bigger jobs. Plus to use the royale features it is a very small yearly fee.

    • I totally agree Michelle,

      The Royale features are super sweet, and I love how they keep adding more features… the collages, the Facebook cover page templates, the everything. Yum. Yum. Yum. Now, if only they baked pie. I’d be all over that too.

      xx

  4. Courtney says:

    I was wondering about this- and you answered the question, tks L!!! xx

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  6. I know this post is a golden oldie but I re-read it this afternoon and now, thanks to you, I am a picmonkey addict! Thanks for the tip-off. I have heard about it but because YOU said it was easy (I am deeply allergic to photoshop) I thought I would give it a go. SO FUN!! Cheers, my lovely xxx

  7. Hi Lynn,

    Came across your wonderful house on Design Mom and decided to hop over to your blog. Your house is wonderful, your blog is great. But, you’re better. I love your optimism, your attitude. More power to you!

    P.S: This post is superb. I’m off to PicMonkey to create some beautiful pics:-)

    • Thanks soooo much !
      You will have a blast in PicMonkey. I hang out with the monkeys for hours sometimes. LOL. Best part…it is super easy to do. And free. And all your friends will think you are brilliant :)
      Lynne xx

  8. Hi Lynne,

    Yeah indeed photoshop is so expensive and it’s a bit tricky, but actually I have basic knowledge in photoshop, I’ve learned that through online tutorials. I am practicing Adobe Illustrator now cos I think that’s really good. I would love to try making logos and some other things to try on with A-Illustrator.
    I love picmonkey too and. I have tried it on some of my photo editing.

    ♥ Nicholle

  9. Debby says:

    Thank you for the wonderful advice and the picmonkey link- it is precisely the thing I have been searching for.
    I agree with you about Wayne & Selina; they are the perfect combination of genius, thoughtful, and nice.

    • Debby !
      You are a customer of Wayne and Selina too? Don’tcha just luv ‘em ?

      I have seriously, absolutely…never had such incredible customer service in all my life. Epic customer service.

      We are road tripping to Vegas tomorrow. Can’t wait to meet them IRL. It has been a year of working with them. LOVE the entire experience.

      I’m going off to play in your site now :)

      Cheers !

  10. lisa thomson says:

    Thanks Lynne, for this fab post. I’m going right over to monkey pic. Just wondering how to define a ‘slow site’ vs. a ‘fast’ one? Is it 1 second delay or are we talking 10-15 seconds slower than most? Could use a little advice here. I lost my web guy a few months ago so I’ve been fixing some things myself. It’s fun learning new stuff but too time consuming and now would like to rip out my ‘chicken’ hair. I stole that from you b/c I also have chicken hair!

    • Hi Lisa
      You can usually tell if your photos are downloading slowing, if you are waiting on the page, and the photo takes seconds to slowly appear. I checked your site, and tested one photo which was 415 x 650 pixels which is great ! Good job. I didn’t delve too deep yet, because I was diving deep staring at the gorgeous man in the pool with tattoos. I may never leave your site. Just sayin’.
      Holy smoking hawt tamale. I think I just had a hot flash.
      LOVE !
      Lynne xx

  11. I’ve never heard of Picmonkey. I will check it out. Thanks!

  12. Linda says:

    Lynne – It’s been soo long since you posted anyTHING I’m interested in/had time to read.

    Now that I’m baack – gd thank you for this SUper secret invite to PicMonkey. I too sit here thinking I must be the ONLY ONE who doesn’t know how to figur it all out.

    Maybe I’ll get to it – tomorrow. :-) nite night friend! Cheers!

    • ha Linda !
      Thanks for hanging in :) Too funny ~ I thought about doing a blog post/survey of my blog readers and asking how many are bloggers. I think it is alarmingly high~ how many readers are also bloggers. I am happy to share some epic little tips and tricks along the way. I checked out your blog. I bet if you made the changes to your photos, you will find that your blog loads faster.The little changes can make a big difference :)
      Wishing you ahhhmazing blog success !
      Lynne xx

  13. Wayne says:

    Thanks for the shout out Lynne! You have been a most excellent student ;) It looks like the student has become the teacher. We had never heard of PicMonkey. It’s pretty nice.

    Looking forward to meeting you and MIchael when you grace us with your presence in our humble little town!

    • Hey Wayne !

      Can’t wait to get to Las Vegas ! I won’t miss all the SNOW BANKS that are surrounding me right now.

      Thanks for putting up with all my billions of questions that I throw at you. You and Selina have been so beautifully awesome to me and my ‘blogging journey’

      Forever grateful xx

  14. Cindy says:

    Hi Lynne,

    I think you could be the coolest girl I have ever met. I have wondered and wondered what programs some of my other blogger buddies were using. I assumed they were using Photoshop and spending lots of dollars that I wasn’t willing to spend. I hated my blog because my pictures were too small and inferior to everyone else’s. You are so right when you say size matters.

    I checked out picmonkey and it was love at first sight. I am all excited to re-do my blog format. Thank you so much for such a great post.

    Cindy

    • Ha Cindy !
      Coolest girl ?! I am going to print that, then put it in a poster ….. frame it…. and hang it in my kids bedrooms. hahahaaha!! They will never believe that someone said I was cool. LOL.
      You won’t believe how using PicMonkey will help your photos POP on a blog. Photography is sooooo very important to a great blog post !
      Have a monkey of a time !
      Lynne xx

  15. Couldn’t agree more! I have had photoshop on my computer for over 5 years now and every time I have sat down to learn it I think I should be outside gardening or browsing thrift stores. I LOVE picmonkey for this!

    • Alex,
      You are officially the bravest woman that I know. And the richest. You bought photoshop ?! Well… you are code/manual savvy so that probably makes sense for you. Never invite me to your place and show me your photoshop. I will punch your computer. Wait, I just assumed that you are inviting me. LOL.
      Treehouse date this summer?
      xx

  16. Dave Hurst says:

    Thanks Lynne! As always, amazing blog full of useful info!!

  17. Suzanne says:

    Whoddathunk it is so easy, thanks for this. Going to picmonkey I am one of those who are “challenged” when it comes to photo’s, editing and the like. I’m a tech dope. This is great, You rock as always and have fun in Vegas!!

    • Hey Suzanne
      I hope I come back from Vegas with my front teeth. You will love picMonkey for your blog. Waylay taught me about how to resize my photos for fast web speed. It has been a life saver. They are easy to size and edit in PicMonkey. ENJOY !!

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