Wrecking Ball Parody ~ It will wreck you LAUGHING

This week has been a flaming hot mess and I was wrecked. Wrecking Ball. WRECKED  Have you ever had one of those weeks, and it has only just begun?  You know the kind. The kind where you want to have …

Is Google Plus the Grand Poobah or a Jerk Face?

Let’s talk about that.  Let’s talk behind the back of Google Plus. Just for a sec.  Shhhh. The elephant is in the room.  His big fat elephant butt is sitting on the table.    Grand  Poobah   or   Jerk …

Podcast : Restarting from Nothing & Drop Kicking Cancer with Humour

  Lynne Knowlton Podcast on Huge 3 …   It happened.  A podcast.  Not just any old podcast.  A drop kicking cancer, jump in with both feet wet ~ kind of podcast.  I made a paper pinterest crown, popped it …

3 Day Dr. Oz Detox Cleanse for Skinny Hips and Fast Lips

  It happened.  The holidays ended.  Damn it.  I’m super bummed that inhaling sweets and mainlining whipped creamed pumpkin pie came to a grinding halt. I ate my way across Ontario.  I should have jogged back home.  I didn’t.  I’d …

Are you dreaming of a white Christmas?

    I have a special delivery for you today.   A WHITE CHRISTMAS     Yup.  I put my elf hat on, and made a little snow for you.  Because I love you like that.   There’s something peaceful …

Merry HoHo ~ ‘Tis the season to check your balls

‘Tis the season to be tralalalala jolly … fa la la la la…lalalalalalalaaaaa… Whatever.   Have you ever noticed that Christmas season multiplies everything by ten thousand million?? It magnifies everything to the ennnth degree of ridiculousness. Such seriousness takes …

Your phone called. It said you should buy this phone case.

  Sit down.  This is going to be great.  Oh wait.  You probably already have ‘yer butt in the chair.    Good job.  You are a good listener.  I think I like you already.    Why?!  I have an announcement …

Hello my name is _________ and I’m a FONT aholic

Have you ever browsed a website, and wondered what gorgy gorgeous font it was? There are about fourteen thousand trillion billion gazillion fonts out there in the cyberverse.  How do you find out which one is which? I have a …

10 Words To Describe YOU … GO !

 Pour yourself a stiff cup of energy mud.  Coffee will give you an unrealistic expectation of productivity.  Perfect.  You need that right now.   Chomp down on a chunky bar of chocolate.   Get a sugar high, and then peel …

DIY : How to make a GORGEOUS curtain rod from a pipe. For real? For real

Have you noticed the price of curtain rods these days?  Sheesh.  Highway robbery. Have you noticed how UGLY most curtain rods are?  Fugly.   Our DIY mission :  to rid the curtain rod fugly for a fraction of the cost. …

15 Things to Never Say or Do in PARIS

  Ready to get your Frenchie on? Ready to take a road trip down Frenchie lane to Paris today? Ready to learn about Parisians and life in Paris ? Oh la la…. Have I got a surprise for you. There …

How to blog: Leaving a blog comment should be all sh*ts and giggles, NOT irritation and throat punching

Get ready.  This blog post is laced with sass.  I’m going to give it to you damn straight.   You might want to cover your ears. I will be screaming throughout this entire blog post. Get your mad on.  Pretend …