Your phone called. It said you should buy this phone case.

  Sit down.  This is going to be great.  Oh wait.  You probably already have ‘yer butt in the chair.    Good job.  You are a good listener.  I think I like you already.    Why?!  I have an announcement …

Hello my name is _________ and I’m a FONT aholic

Have you ever browsed a website, and wondered what gorgy gorgeous font it was? There are about fourteen thousand trillion billion gazillion fonts out there in the cyberverse.  How do you find out which one is which? I have a …

10 Words To Describe YOU … GO !

 Pour yourself a stiff cup of energy mud.  Coffee will give you an unrealistic expectation of productivity.  Perfect.  You need that right now.   Chomp down on a chunky bar of chocolate.   Get a sugar high, and then peel …

DIY : How to make a GORGEOUS curtain rod from a pipe. For real? For real

Have you noticed the price of curtain rods these days?  Sheesh.  Highway robbery. Have you noticed how UGLY most curtain rods are?  Fugly.   Our DIY mission :  to rid the curtain rod fugly for a fraction of the cost. …

15 Things to Never Say or Do in PARIS

  Ready to get your Frenchie on? Ready to take a road trip down Frenchie lane to Paris today? Ready to learn about Parisians and life in Paris ? Oh la la…. Have I got a surprise for you. There …

How to blog: Leaving a blog comment should be all sh*ts and giggles, NOT irritation and throat punching

Get ready.  This blog post is laced with sass.  I’m going to give it to you damn straight.   You might want to cover your ears.  I will be screaming throughout this entire blog post. Get your mad on.  Pretend …

Buy an ad on this blog now or kick yourself later.

Stamped it.  Double stamped it, no erasies. You might need a third leg for the kicking ~ but a kick ~ nonetheless.  Same thing. Boot.  Bang.  Thud.  Kick. You won’t want to miss this epic opportunity to advertise on the blog. …

Do you work with a furry jerk ?

Welcome to my world. I work with them every.single.day.  Snicker. Show me your friends and I will tell you what kind of person you are. What if your friends are furry jerks? Show me your office space and the real …

11 Super-Dope-Rad entrepreneurs you must read. STAT.

I have a disease. It’s contagious. It’s called awesome. We all need to share in spreading awesomeness, don’t we? Let’s celebrate the awesome. Starting now. Ladies and Gentlemen… start your woot-woot engines!!  Vroom. Vroom.     I’m spreading the contagious awesomeness …

It’s about ME. It’s about YOU.

Sing along with me : You and Me… Sitting in a tree. K – I – S S – I – N – G Never mind about the rest of that song, it doesn’t really work here.  I don’t want …

Is your kitchen fugly? Want to make it fabulous?

  Is your kitchen fugly?  Dream BIG.  There is hope for you. Pursue big dreams instead of small realities. If I can work with the worlds fugliest kitchen … then anyone can do it.   My kitchen had a face …

10 Reasons why blogging is like wearing a thong.

Why is blogging like wearing a thong ?  Because most blogging advice is boring and is directed at dumb-asses. The advice that you read out there in cyberspace is for sissies.  It’s a snooze fest.  The info is the same. …

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